You Traitorous Swine

Mario does not dump Yoshi in pits. Ỳ̵̶̷̨O̸̶̧͝U̧͡͞͝͞ ̵̡͟͞D̷̨̀̀O͡҉.̢̨̕͡

It's all the player's doing. How dare you use Mario as a scapegoat for your poor gaming skills.

PLEASE NOTE:
This is only semi-serious. Just a stamp brought on because I've heard this joke one too many times and just got sick and tired of it. However, there are people who actually fallaciously believe that Mario is an evil Yoshi murderer, so this is aimed at them.